Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Thursday, 25 October 2007

Razor blades in apples week.



I'm liking the werewolf mask best.

Have a Piz-za Pizza.






I shall be taking Putland to the vet tomorrow: Naming your cat after an old boss can be quite strange at times. The vet will ask how Putland is and how long I have had Putland those kind of questions. What if I was to have Putland put down. People might think that the real Putland has been put down. Chinese whispers, can you say Chinese whispers in this day an age?
Dogs die in hot cars. at least we know that.

Monday, 22 October 2007

Meet Thy Toy Maker

All dressed up and nowhere to go: These days all the kids play computer games, thats if they are not shooting each other.
Ha Ha Mr Clown your time will come again soon.

Wednesday, 17 October 2007

Smile and the NHS smiles with you.






Yep. This sums up the last few days. I have been having a/The big clear out at home: What stays whats goes. I am keeping a trunk of gubbins, this is full of magazines and gig tickets that sort of thing, a bit like a time capsule.

Friday, 12 October 2007

Cat Book


This is my cat Putland. I re-named her after an old boss of mine, I don't really know why - I guess it was funny at the time. I put her on Face book, you can stroke Putland via the internet now.

Thursday, 11 October 2007

Northampton return please...






Some pictures from my visit to Northampton. It was my sisters 40th , she was in the middle of moving house and was living in Cornwall - so thats quite a move.

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

Millwall F.C in the rain






Millwall F.C in the drizzling rain on a weekday evening. You could almost feel the ghosts of mid 70s early 80's football fans in the air. This is for an article to feature in the next issue of Front magazine.

Monday, 8 October 2007

Uncle Mick's 65th


Father and son aka Jimmy J (R) Uncle Mick (L)













Uncle Mick's 65th birthday drinks :
Duke of Edinburgh, Wansted :
Friday the 5th of October

Wednesday, 3 October 2007

Biddy.






Well it has been that kind of week I guess. I have been watching the series ’Twin Peeks’ I Think I’m now on episode 5 so plenty for Special Agent Cooper to unlock…
Off to James’ dads 65th this evening and its my sisters birthday at the weekend.

Tuesday, 2 October 2007

I’ve heard it said many bars have tried to copy Holy Jack’s



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But I here Pooh say JesusFuckShitFuck, and other lizards around us murmuring the same in reverent tones so I look up and sea the glowing aura of the Jackalope from inside the bar not six feet in front of us and I say it too, ‘JesusFuckShitFuck.’
Pooh Steps inside the stone entrance and I nearly smash my face following her.
I’ve heard it said many bars have tried to copy Holy Jack’s by mounting up and doing dramatic lighting on a Jackalope. But just ‘cause a bug squashed on a windshield looks like the Virgin Mary don’t mean it’s gonna be turning’ no bitters into brandy.

From the book ‘Sarah’ by J T Leroy

Monday, 1 October 2007

Journeys from the Olympic Village, yet to be built.













I live on the doorstep of the yet to be London Olympics 2012. I am wondering if a load of bulldozers and diggers will just suddenly turn up one day, taking no prisoners - ploughing there way through pretty much everything.